Girl: I can't live without you
Boy: Then who will pay the electricity bill?

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teacher: Why didn't you come to school tomorrow?
Student: Sir, I was sleepy… I am dreaming in school.

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Wife: Listen! You were very sweet before marriage
Husband: I did not have diabetes then!

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A male name: Mobile slow is running
Mobile: I am also tired to hear love and love everyday!

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Gabbar: How many men were there?
Kalia: There were two sir, but they were making ticks, could not catch it!