Boy- I had a dream that bungalow till the age of 35,
Be a big car and a big farm house
Girl- Is your dream fulfilled again or not?
Boy- Yes, only one of my dreams came true
That I turned 35 ……

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Beggar- O brother, give one rupee, hungry for three days
Passenger- If you have been hungry for three days, what will you do for one rupee?
Beggar- how much weight has decreased …… .

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Wife- Do you like my beauty or my rites?
Husband- I like your habit of joking this ……

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Sonu’s wife got a call from her maiden and said, do you remember me?
Monu-Pagli, if it was so easy to remember something, would not have topped the tenth?

Funny jokes: Hey i was joking