Wife (from husband)- How will I lose weight?
Husband- Stir your neck from right to left
Wife- Okay, but what time should I do?
Husband- when someone asks for food… ..

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Sali (brother-in-law)- You will tell me the meaning of an idiom
Brother-in-law- Yes ask
Sali- What does this idiom mean ‘Sali Half Gharwali’?
Brother-in-law- This is the scheme that is told to the groom but is not given… ..

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Brother-in-law- I have got an advantage by marrying your sister
Sister- Which benefit?
Brother-in-law- I got the punishment of my sins in this birth… ..

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Doctor- How are you? Stop drinking alcohol or not?
Patient- G. Doctor, left exactly
If someone requests more, I drink
Doctor- Very nice, and who is this brother with you?
Patient- Ji is kept to request them… ..

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Brother, how much study, take degree-grade
But on seeing the push and pull at the restaurant door
For 2-3 seconds one must think that
To push the door to pull …… .

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Husband and wife went to a well
Where the coin of the mind was fulfilled
The first husband put the coin,
Then as soon as the wife went to put the coin, the leg slipped and she fell into the well
Husband has tears in his eyes
Looking up, he said- Oh God, listened so soon ……

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10 lakh copies of a book due to a letter being wrong
Sold in two days
Actually, this mistake was made in the title of that book
The name of the book was- ‘An idea that change your life’
And accidentally happened- ‘An idea that change your wife’ ……

Funny jokes: Wife in her husband’s finger electric board