Teacher- Why shouldn’t you fight in class?
Titu- Because I don’t know when to sit behind in the exam
Hearing Titu’s answer, the teacher’s speech closed …….

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In the bus, a boy’s eyes fell on the girl sitting on the back seat
Boy- recognize me?
Girl- otherwise
Boy- Hey, we both studied in the same class
Girl- I was read, you used to be a cock every day ……

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Wife shouted and said- come home early this evening
Husband- Why is something special?
Wife- Some of my relatives are coming from maiden
Husband- don’t eat my mind, I have a lot of work, who is coming
Wife- My two younger sisters and maternal uncle’s daughter are coming
Husband said happy- your relative means my relatives
I will come with a sure time …… .

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Chintu and Mintu talking
Chintu- Dude arrived late at home last night, rang the doorbell but wife did not open the door
Passed on the road all night
Mintu- Then I took the news of wife in the morning or not?
Chintu- No man, I remembered if I got down in the morning, I am not married yet
And the key was in the pocket …… .

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Boy went to see girl for marriage
He thought why not talk to the girl in English?
He asked the girl- will English go?
Girl- Give onion and Namkeen, the native will also run
The boy got a shock… ..

Funny jokes: The main reason for the fight between husband and wife