Teacher (from Chintu)- What is the difference between ghazal and speech?
Chintu- Every word of a foreign woman is Ghazal and every word of your wife, speech …… .

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Wife- Please give me Apple or BlackBerry on my birthday this time
Husband- Hey, you eat cucumber and cucumber, the season is going on ……

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Tinku- It is going to rain in the next time
Rinku- How do you know?
Tinku- What is that that the khaini is getting soft… ..

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A teacher asked the child- what is school?
The child replied- School is the place where our father is looted
And we are crushed… .

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Boy- Wearing the same clothes, you do not look strange?
Girl- This is my office uniform,
Unemployed man ……

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Suresh- Robbers entered my house yesterday
Naresh- What happened then?
Suresh- He was shouting and asking, where is the gold, where is the gold?
I said sleep in any room…

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Two passengers in the train talking
First- man WhatsApp always carries a person forward
Second- How is that?
First- see me, two stations had to come back,
But I have come forward ……

Funny Jokes: Pappu Hospital to his Chinese friend