Wife (from husband)- I get tired of working
Husband- keep a work by
Wife- No, there is no need
Husband- Why?
Wife- I know your habits well
Forgot, I was also Kamwali Bai too …… ..

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Wife gets angry and tells her husband- you don’t take care of me at all
Husband- Hey, you are the one who can make this house of mine heaven
Wife- Really darling, how is that?
Husband- Going to her maternal uncle ……

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Patient- Doctor, are you sure I have malaria?
Doctor- Why?
Actually I had read about a patient,
Doctors kept treating her malaria
Finally when he died, it was found that he was typhoid
Doctor- Don’t worry, this never happens in our hospital
If we treat someone malaria, then he dies from malaria ……

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Raju- Woman is cold and liquid like water
And male is solid and rough like soil
Suresh- again?
Raju- Then what when both get married
Mud becomes mud ……

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Pappu reached the office late
Boss- Where were till now?
Pappu- He went to leave his girlfriend to college
Boss-shutup, if not coming from office time from tomorrow, no good
Pappu- Okay, then leave your daughter on college from tomorrow
Boss unconscious… ..

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The boy took a relationship with a girl’s house with his parents
The girl’s parents said- our daughter is still studying
The boy said- no problem, we will come after an hour ……

Funny jokes: what things are necessary to stay alive