Wife (from husband)- You tell me two such things,
I am happy to hear one of which
And get angry after listening to another
Husband- first thing you are my life and second
Damn it on such a life …… .

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Doctor- What’s the matter?
Patient- dog has bitten
Doctor- You did not read on the board outside,
The time to see the patient is only from 11 am to 1 am and you have come at three o’clock
Patient- I had read, but the dog did not read… ..

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There was a crowd outside the bank
A man tries to go ahead again and again
Holding him and pulling him back
After being pulled back 5-6 times, the man shouted and said-
Stay in the line, I will not open the bank today… .

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Beggar- give something in the name of God
Girl- Nothing is Baba, sorry
Beggar- give your mobile number, then give your mobile number,
Baba will pray and message too ……

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Pappu- Mother, why do these girls keep so fast?
Mother and son will get some easily
Pappu (mind thinking) said- I swear today for the first time
The feeling of deity is coming… .

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