Husband – Listen, my weight has increased.
Wife: Not yours, my patience has increased!

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Teacher: Son, what is two and two?
Pappu – There are not four but sixty expenses after marriage!

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Friend – Man, I can’t sleep these days.
Second – Get married, then give up sleep, you will not get any peace!

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Mummy – Son, put down the mobile!
Son – Mummy, online class is going on.
Mummy – Then why are you laughing?
Son – The teacher is on mute!

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Girlfriend – You live in my heart!
Boyfriend – And you are in my data pack!