Boss: Why did you come late to office?
Employee – Sir, I had come to the office in my dream, I was tired!

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Boss – Why did you come late today?
Employee – Sir, it was written in the alarm “Wake Up” but it was not written “what time”!

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In the meeting – “Does anyone have any questions?”
Employee – Yes, When is lunch?

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Boss: You are not concentrating on your work!
Employee: Sir, I am paying attention, I am just sleeping more!

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Boss – Why do you need leave?
Employee – Sir, I am going to change the mobile battery… Not mine, but his!