Funny Jokes: Chintu, why are you sleeping in class? Got such a response when teacher asked, you will laugh a lot after hearing this
Samira Vishwas August 30, 2026 07:24 PM

Nowadays, stress has become common in our daily routine. There is stress on some people to do the work and on others to get it done. Same life every day is making me feel bored. What do people do to get rid of this? Even after this the problem does not seem to be decreasing. But, some funny jokes can reduce your problems. By reading these you can forget stress for a moment. According to experts, laughing and joking creates a positive atmosphere in life. These funny jokes will work as therapy for your mind. That’s why we have brought Hansgullas to make you laugh. You will burst out laughing after reading these viral jokes. So let’s go on the journey of laughing and making others laugh…

You won’t stop laughing after reading these jokes

Teacher: Chintu, why are you sleeping in class?
Chintu: Sir, your voice is so sweet that it makes me sleep!
Teacher: Then why did you wake up?
Chintu: Suddenly your scolding reduced its sweetness!

Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the difference between a 100 year old tree and a 1 year old tree?
Pappu: Sir, there is a difference of 99 years!

Wife: Hey, listen, the doctor has asked me to take complete rest for 6 months, where should we go?
Husband: Mother’s house! There can be no better place of rest than that.

Patient: Doctor Saheb, I feel like I have become a spectacle!
Doctor: Hey, the reason for thinking so?
Patient: People turn up their noses whenever they see me!

Friend: What does ‘Silence’ mean?
Santa: Peace.
Friend: Then what does ‘Keep Silence’ mean?
Santa: ‘Keep your peace!’

Interviewer: Can you work under pressure?
Candidate: Sir, I have even seen rice being cooked inside a cooker, I am not afraid of pressure!

Monu: Man, I run after the bus home every day to save Rs 10!
Sonu: You idiot, if you had run behind the auto, you would have saved Rs 100!

Chintu: Mummy, does God also eat food?
Mummy: No son, God only listens to our prayers.
Chintu: Then I wonder why only Papa always eats the laddus kept in the temple!

Seth: (to the beggar) Run away from here! You come early in the morning to ask!
Beggar: Seth ji, give me ₹5, I want to drink tea.
Seth: Have tea later, first tell me what is the logic of asking for money early in the morning?
Beggar: Seth ji, ‘Early bird gets the worm’ (Only the one who wakes up early gets the fruits)!

Wife: What will you do if I fall into water?
Husband: I will call the diver.
Wife: And if the diver is late in coming?
Husband: Then I will cry remembering you, what else!

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