Husband: I am going to another country….
….
Wife: If you go to India, send 2-4 sarees.
If you go to Dubai, send jewellery.
If you go to France, send perfume
Husband: What if I go to hell?
Send..!
Wife: Just your video
Send it, let us also see the wife.
What is the condition of the tormentors?

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Son – Papa, let me tell you something…
Papa – Say yes…
Son – I have 10 fake IDs on Facebook.
Papa – Why is the bastard telling me?
Son – The Pooja Sharma you call 10
It's me you've been calling for tea since days…

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Teacher: If girls were someone else's wealth
So what are boys?
Tappu: Sir, boys are thieves.
…
Teacher: How is that?
Tappu: Because thieves always keep an eye on
It is based on someone else's money.

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Patient – ​​I have a disease that causes hunger after eating.
It doesn't seem,
If I can't sleep after sleeping, I should work.
I get tired.
….
Doctor – This is a very serious illness, do one thing,
Sit in the sun all night and you will get well soon.

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