No Harris, no humping. No Trump, no pumping.

It’s a ban on banging that pious patriots are willing to implement to ensure that their preferred presidential candidate is hailed head of state, per a recent report.

“In a world where politics seems to influence every corner of life, it turns out that even the bedroom isn’t immune to partisan divides,” wrote study authors from ZipHealtha virtual pharmacy.

Researchers probed over 1,000 US men and women to determine how political affiliation influences sexual habits, preferences and behaviors.

The sexperts found that 50%, of Democratic women would abstain from rolls in the hay until Election Day, Nov. 5, to guarantee Vice President Kamala Harris takes the big O — the Oval Office, that is.

The sisters of celibacy are joined by a staggering 41% of Democratic men, who, too, wouldn’t mind keeping it in their pants until Harris hits it big.

On the other side of the aisle, however, only a mere 31% of Republican men would forgo a good bump for Trump.

GOPs gotta have it, so it seems.

But it’s no big shock that the White House race has folks going chaste.

The battle for POTUS status has severely split the nation, seeing supporters from both sides feverishly backing their pick — regardless of how those pledges of allegiance impact their personal lives.

And while some voters are working to protect themselves from the electoral chaos, like brides-to-be who are instituting a “no politics talk” rule at their upcoming weddings, others are hopelessly fearful that the messy divide will ruin family gatherings during the holidays.

Well, it’s already lousing up together time for twosomes.

Radical Republican and Democrat devotees don’t just differ in their political positions, according to ZipHealth’s study.

Investigators found that guys from the opposing sides differ in Erectile Dysfunction trends, too.

“Republican couples (29%) were more likely to struggle with Erectile Dysfunction (ED) than Democratic couples (22%),” data showed. “Among those with ED, Republican couples (53%) are more likely to use ED medication than Democratic couples (43%).”

But, when it comes to freaky fetishes, the findings reveal that behind closed doors, all Yankee Doodle dandies have similarly tawdry tastes.

“Role play” and “orgasm control” ranked as two of the “most common kinks” amongst men and women from both parties.

At least there’s some things the nation can agree on.