Boy -: Mom, do the family members get angry with 'love marriage'?
Mummy: You must be in the clutches of some witch…
And the same witch must have told you all this
Girls are just busy in trapping boys.
Seeing a good boy, she started…Son, stay away from them.
They are very deceitful and scoundrels. And their family too…….
Boy -: Just mom… it's nothing like that…
Daddy was telling that both of you had a love marriage.

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Goon (pointing the gun): If you want life, hand over your purse to me!
Sardarji: Take this!
Goon: You are such a fool, there is no bullet in my gun!
Sardarji: And where was the money in my purse?

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Sardar ji's mother: Son, it took you 1 day to go from here to Jalandhar and 3 days to come back, that too in a new car. Why so??
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Sardarji: Mother! These car makers are also crazy! 4 gears have been made to go forward, and only 1 reverse gear has been made to come back.

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Santa went to give interview…
The boss asked how many brothers and sisters do you have?
Sardar: 5
Boss: Which is your number among them…?
Sanata: Airtel's…

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Boss: Are you married?
Sardar – Yes sir, I am married to a girl.

Boss: Marriage takes place only with a girl.

Sardar – No sir, my sister was married to a boy!!!

Funny Jokes: Mother, you go in and out of the house again and again.