Haryanvi boy :- Babu Car
Give me the keys, I can go to college..!
Boy's Babu:- Do you need a car again?
Chora:- Babu, if I go in a car worth Rs. 20 lakhs, college will be like a breeze, right?
Chore's father:- Son, take 50 rupees and 50 lakhs, go in the bus, it will fly like a storm…!!

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In Sanskrit class, Guruji asked = Pappu, tell me the meaning of this verse.
“You have right to your actions, never to your fruits”.
Pappu = Radhika is probably selling fruits on the road.
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Guruji = fool, this does not make sense. Come on tell me its meaning:-
“Many have passed me, births of yours, Charjuna.”
Pappu = My daughter-in-law has many children, all of them were born on June 4.
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Guruji = Hey donkey, he studies Sanskrit or graze grass. Now tell its meaning:-

“On the right is Lakshmana and on the left is Janaka’s daughter.”
Pappu = Standing in the south, Lakshman said, Janak, you are having a lot of fun these days.
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Guruji = Hey fool, don't you know the meaning of even one verse?
Pappu = Do you know?

Guruji = So for the last time I ask you to tell me the true meaning of this verse.-
O Partha, you and I…….! Tell me what it means quickly.
Pappu = In the war of Mahabharata, Shri Krishna is saying to Lord Arjun that…..
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Guruji gets excited and says in between = Yes, well done, tell me what did Shri Krishna say to Arjun…?
Pappu =
God said = Arjun, you also drink tea, I also drink tea. Then we will fight again.
Guruji unconscious………….

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Mother: Son, what are you doing?
Son: I am studying!
Mother: Oh wow! What are you reading?
Son: Messages from your future daughter-in-law*
*A slipper flying at a speed of 140 km/hour hit me on my temple.

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