It was Hindi period..
Master asked: What is the difference between poem and essay

Student: Even a word from the mouth of the beloved is a poem.
And wife's single word is like an essay

Tears welled up in the master's eyes.
Was on the brink of crying..
They made that boy the class monitor.

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Teacher:- Hey come here
Peon:- Madam ji, my name is not “Oye”, please call me by name.
Teacher:- Okay, tell me what is your name?
Peon :- Prannath
Teacher: No, tell me some other name.
Come on, what name do the family members call us?
Peon:- Balam
Teacher:- This is also not correct. Come on, by what name do the people of the locality call us?
Peon:- Saajan
Teacher: This is also not right.
Sir, what name do you use?
Peon:- Swami!!
The teacher is unconscious!

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in chemistry class
Teacher: Tell me the formula of water.
Student: H2O + MgCl2 + CaSO4 + AlCl3 + NaOH + KOH + HNO3 +HCl + CO2 …
Teacher: This answer is wrong.
Student: Madam, this is drain water.

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Teacher: Where were you for so many days?
Student: Had bird flu.
Teacher: But this happens in birds, not in humans.
Student: Have you ever considered me a human being? You cook chicken every day.

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