Husband: Is it a twine bomb?
Wife- Diwali is over…now
Why do you need twine bombs?
.
.
Husband: Gram flour came from your mother's house.
Have to break the laddus.

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a boy's engagement a lot
fixed with the same beautiful girl
It happened…
Both of them used to chat on WhatsApp the whole day.
lived..
At last that night has come
The one they were waiting for came.
That night the boy lifted the girl's veil and said
You are really very beautiful”
Tell me where should we go for honeymoon?
The girl said shyly:- “Adley
Weeks under dammu tatmeel… ??”
Moral: Make at least one call
Should have.
Just saw…the result of free whatsapp?
Now go to 'Dammu Tatmeel'..?

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A girl at the bus stop
saw the handsome boy
And she said in fascination – “I LOVE YOU.” ,
,
The boy touched the girl's head
but kept his scarf
And said, “Chant the name of Ram.”
Nothing is kept in love.
,
By writing Gayatri Mantra on this paper
I am giving it to you, read it every day before sleeping.
.
(The boy wrote the paper and handed it to the girl,
The bus came and he left)
.
When the embarrassed girl opened the paper and saw
It was written in it – “Blind of wisdom, will get beaten
What ?
.
My wife was standing behind.
This is my mobile number.
Save it.
will talk on the phone,
And yes….
I LOVE U 2

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Santa got the job of operator in Vodafone,
Found!!
.
But Santa had to face a lot of beatings on the very first day.
And was thrown out.
.
Because,
First Caller: Sir, my Vodafone SIM,
It got spoiled.
.
Santa: So you idiot, take Airtel's!!

Funny Jokes: A king told his employee