The whole team started laughing at the boss's joke, but Pappu did not laugh.
Boss: Don't you understand my joke?
Pappu- Sir, I have been selected in another company!
The boss fainted after hearing this.

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bride and groom and priest in procession
Groom: Pandit ji, do you want to sit on the left or right side of the bride?
Pandit: Now sit anywhere. Later it will sit on the head only.
The groom fainted after listening to Pandit ji.

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Beggar: Brother, give me one rupee, I am hungry for three days.
Passerby: If you are hungry for three days, what will you do with one rupee?
Beggar- Let's see how much the weight has decreased!

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Husband: Why didn't you cook food today?
Wife: I fell and got hit.
Husband: Where did you fall and what did you get hit by?
Wife: Had fallen on the pillow.
And I was blinded.

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Teacher: Why don't you concentrate on studies?
Student: Because studying is done only for two reasons.
Teacher: Okay sir, what are those two reasons, please tell me?
Student: Either out of fear or hobby, I don't have any hobby without any reason and I am not afraid of anything.

Funny Jokes: A monkey in the zoo touched the hand of another monkey.