Pulse Polio team came to Santa's house
Santa (to wife)- Where are the gun and cartridges?
On hearing this the team started running
Then Santa called from behind
Wait oye, these are the names of our children…

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Pappu was selling jalebi, but was saying
Take the potatoes, take the potatoes…
Passerby- But this is Jalebi
Pappu- Shut up! Otherwise flies will come.

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Police- How did you steal when the owner was in the house?
Thief: Sir, your job is good and your salary is also good.
Then what will you do after learning theft?

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Pappu (calling the police on number 100) – Sir, I am getting death threats.
Police- Hey who is giving?
Pappu- Sir, the electricity people are saying again and again that if the bill is not paid then they will disconnect it…

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Police- We are policemen, open the door
Thief- Why?
Police- We need to talk about something.
Thief: How many are you all?
Police- There are four of us.
Thief: So talk to each other, I don't have time…

Funny Jokes: Mulla Nasruddin at the greeting card shop