Teacher: You are very weak in studies. At your age I could solve even more difficult math problems.
Titu- You must have got a good teacher sir, not everyone's luck is so good.

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Santa asked the conductor- How many hours do you stay in the bus?
Conductor-G 24 hours.
Man- How is that?
Conductor: See, I stay in the city bus for 8 hours and for the remaining 16 hours in my wife's bus.

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The girl met with an accident.
Doctor: Your legs are damaged.
Girl: Wouldn't this be correct?
Doctor: No, they will have to be cut.
Girl- Oh! No what will I do now?
Doctor- Be patient. God will make everything alright.
Girl- Hey, I am not worried about him.
Actually, I have just bought new sandals yesterday, and it was written on that shop – “Sold goods will not be refunded”.

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The two friends met after several days.
First- Your husband does not even have front teeth, how did you get married?
Second- What can I say… The marriage was fixed in 2020 when there was Covid, so they came to see it wearing masks.
First- Then did you not see it at the time of marriage?
Second- Even then the second wave of Covid had come and only two hours of permission was given for the marriage.
Now you tell me, in such a short time, should I do make-up or take care of their teeth?

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After having dinner in a hotel, four friends got into an argument over paying the bill…
In the end it was decided that the one who would come first after circling the hotel would pay the bill.
The manager blew the whistle, all four ran away…
It's been 10 days, the poor manager is still waiting for his arrival…!

Funny Jokes: Doctor checked up the patient