A man was going through old papers at home when he found his wife's 8th class report card.
Reading carefully, it turned out to be the wife’s character certificate, which read – sweet-speaking and peaceful student!
Since then, the husband has been searching with a gun for the headmaster who had prepared the character certificate of his wife…!

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Servant: Master, come quickly, your child has eaten a mosquito.
Boss: Hey, call the doctor quickly
Servant – Mistress, there is no need to worry, I have given All Out to the child.

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Santa: Dear Banta, this morning a cat crossed my path.
Banta- Okay then what happened?
Santa- Then did that cat meet with an accident? He messed with us…

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Urdu teacher asked the question – What is the difference between 'failed love' and 'complete love'?
The student replied – 'Failed Love' makes excellent poetry,
Sings ghazals, roams in the mountains, drinks fine liquor.
And 'Mukammal Ishq' how to get free coriander with vegetables, brings bread from the way and dies due to excess salt in dal.

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Brother-in-law (to sister-in-law)- Will you work in my film?
Sister-in-law: But what is the scene?
Brother-in-law: You have to go into the water slowly.
Sister- Oh wow, but what is the name of the film?
Brother-in-law: The buffalo has gone into the water.

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Santa- Guruji, tell me how can I find the shortcomings within myself?
Guruji – Son…it is very easy, get married.
Santa- What will happen with that?
Guruji- Your wife will make you count the shortcomings of not only you but of your entire family so many times that you will remember them.

Funny Jokes: Mulla Nasruddin at the greeting card shop