Havildar- Sir, on Dussehra, all the prisoners had played Ramayana in the jail…
Jailer- This is a good thing, why are you so worried about it?
Sir, the problem is that Hanuman, the prisoner, has not yet brought Sanjeevani herb.

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Husband: Do you know that music has so much power that it can heat water?
Wife: Yes of course, why not…
When my blood can boil after listening to your song, why not water?

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A woman asked Panditji the solution to the prosperity of her home…
Pandit ji- Daughter, feed the first roti to the cow and the last roti to the dog…
Woman: Pandit ji, I do the same, I eat the first roti myself and feed the last roti to my husband.
Pandit unconscious.

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Patient: Doctor Saheb, the medicines you have written in this prescription are of the highest quality.
Can't find it.
Doctor: That is not medicine, I was just trying to see if it was working or not…!!
Patient: Stupid doctor, I have visited 52 medical shops in search of your handwriting.
A medical person even said this! I will order it tomorrow….
The second one was saying…this company is closed…should I buy another company??
The third one was saying…there is a lot of demand for it…it will be available only in Blake!
The fourth one was very advanced…this is cancer medicine…who got cancer?

Funny Jokes: Abbu, you are in St. Anthony's School