Stay away from things that make you fat…
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Such as weighing machine, mirror,
Pictures and thin friends…

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The best way to double your money while sitting at home…
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Keep the money in front of the mirror…

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The passenger sitting in the taxi said something to the driver.
For placed a hand on his shoulder from behind.

But due to loss of balance the taxi went on the footpath.

So, the passenger felt embarrassed and said to the driver –
I'm sorry, I didn't know that
Your attention will be distracted by my touching you.

Driver – It's nothing like that, brother.
Today is my first day of driving a taxi,
Before this I used to drive a hearse for 25 years,
I was scared as to how the person behind got up today…

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from the hands of the new generation
Snatching a mobile means…
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From the mouth of an ICU patient
Oxygen is equivalent to taking off the mask…

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My salary is 25 thousand, last month my boss mistakenly
Sent 27 thousand to my account.

I remained silent, this month the boss sent only Rs 23 thousand to my account.

So I went to my boss's office and asked
Why did you send 2 thousand less to my account this month?

Boss said last month when I had sent Rs 2 thousand more
You didn't complain then.

I said I can afford to make a mistake once,
Not the second time!!!

Funny Jokes: Santa was eating bread