there was a man. He was very fond of long walks.
Whenever someone told a story, he would exaggerate it to make it look like this
That not only the intelligent ones but even the foolish ones
Couldn't believe his words.

One day one of his friends explained that
Friend, you should keep your hands light. so long
You boast that even fools doubt your words.
It starts happening, people laugh, make fun of you,
Be careful now.

The man said…okay. next time i
I will start a story or story and you will like it.
If I am talking for a long time then just cough a little,
I will understand.

His friend said…okay.

One day that man was sitting in a gathering of friends.
He started narrating a story that once I
Was going into the terrible forest. Then suddenly I
Saw that there was a huge snake there. I think
That snake would be approximately 140 feet long.

His friend coughed a little at this.
The man was a bit nervous but said
Continued… I thought a snake that big
It's not possible, I thought let's go closer
I wanted to see, so I went closer and saw,
It was estimated that the snake would be approximately 110 feet long.

His friend coughed again.

The man looked at him with displeasure and told the story
Continued that 110 feet is too much. I thought
that only by killing the snake the actual length
Can be found out. when i killed the snake and
When I looked closely at the dead body, I realized that 90 feet had gone nowhere.

The friend was again coughing loudly at his words.

Now the man turned uneasily and
Said, “Hey friends” necessary to test the matter
I wanted to measure its length. my dead snake
Was in front. I confirmed the truth of my guess
When measured to test, it turned out to be 70 feet long.

His friend started coughing loudly again.
So the man turned and said… “Hey man, now
What is the use… now the measurement has been taken, now you
Even if the snake dies while coughing,
The length will not be reduced.

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Build relationships and friends that
Understand what is in your heart like this…
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like medicine prescribed by a doctor
The medical store owner understands…

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An 88 year old man got a call…

Sir, we are telling the bank, take mutual fund,
Prices will double in seven years…
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The old man replied – Son, I am at that point of age…

That he doesn't even buy raw bananas…

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When there was a flood in a village, the media people
Went to the village sarpanch and said –
The population of your village is five hundred in the government register.
And so far nine hundred people have been rescued from the river, how is this so?

Sarpanch – The account of the register is correct.
What is the matter that no one in our village had seen a helicopter?
Those army men take them out and cast them aside.
And they jump into the water again to board the helicopter.

Why should I lie… I myself have jumped into water nine-ten times…

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