Teacher: Why don't you come to school from home?
Child: Sir, why should you come to school from home? If you have to come home from school then it is better!

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Mohan: My mobile has become very slow.
Sunny: Which mobile do you have?
Mohan: Slow mobile!

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Pappu: I am very worried, please suggest some solution.
Friend: Why bother?
Pappu: Because I am always worried about your advice!

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Mother: Son, why do you always wake up late?
Child: Mother, getting up late is a habit of my body, and getting up early is a habit of my heart!

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Teacher: What would you do if you had one lakh rupees?
Child: Sir, there is no question of one lakh rupees, I will be happy with 10 rupees!

Funny Jokes: Sir, all the prisoners on Dussehra