Today marks five years of giving up sugar…

Fast walking five kilometers every day before breakfast
And then it has become a routine to do yoga for at least twenty minutes…

No tea or coffee… only fruits
And green fresh vegetables, that too organic…

Fresh curd lassi and gram flour roti in the afternoon
With butter… some dry fruits in the evening and
Lots of seasonal fresh fruits…

Alcohol is completely banned anyway…
Have given up all bad habits…

Now just like that
This habit of lying needs to be controlled…

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A Russian came to India.

Went to the doctor for eye checkup.

The doctor showed the letters on the board and asked –

Can you read this?

CZWEXNOQSTAZKY

The Russian said – Can I read…?

I also know him… he is my aunt's son.

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Teacher: Children, tell me, if the distance from the Earth to the Sun is 150 million kilometers, then what is the distance from your home to school?
Child: Sir, the distance of school from my house is 150 meters, but I reach school early by Suraj!

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Doctor: You need rest, have worked a lot.
Patient: Doctor, you are right, but tell me, who will work to take rest?

Funny Jokes: Master has said that