A beggar found a 100 rupee note
He went to a five star hotel and had his fill.
Had food, got bill of Rs 13000

He said to the manager: “There is no money.”
The manager handed him over to the police
The beggar gave 100 rupees to the police
Gave and left…

This is called “financial”
Management without MBA in India

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The wife was eating Golgappa.
Must have eaten 20-25.
Then she asked her husband
“Should I eat 10 more?”

The husband said, “Eat it, snake!” Eat!”
The wife threw the plate in anger!
“Who did the serpent tell?

Husband: “Hey, I said –
“Na-Gin”, eat as much as you want!

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Neighbor: Friend from your house every day
The sound of laughter is heard.
The secret of this happy life
What is it?

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Man: My wife fucks me with her shoes.
If it hits you, she laughs.
If you don't like it, I laugh
God's grace
Life is going on happily.

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Husband came home drunk but
wife's words
He used his laptop so that he could listen.
Started pretending to work with…

Wife: You have come back drunk again today.
Husband: No otherwise
Wife: Then what about opening the briefcase?
You idiot is typing???

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