A buffalo swallowed the mobile phone! Now
As soon as the mobile “rings”.
The buffalo would have started creating a storm!!
Everyone is worried, what did you do next?
Go. , Finally the admin advised
D: Take the buffalo out of the “coverage area”.
Go! It is called “Intelligent”.
Not everyone can become an administrator like this.
Can. We are proud of our admin
But!

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Sardar goes to his kitchen every day
And opens and closes the sugar box
Would have done it.. why? because the doctor said
Told me to check my sugar daily.

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Lawyer: “My Lord, of the law
According to page number 15 of the book
My client was honorably acquitted.
Let it be done. Judge: “Presented the book
Go.” The book was presented, the judge
Opened page number 15 and found 1000 in it.
There were 5 notes. the judge smiling
Said:- “Very good!!!! 2 like this
More evidence should be presented.”

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Someone wrote to Sardar..if
If you are wise then send 100 rupees.
If you are smart then 200.. if you are both
So send 300 rupees, Sardar sent 600
Sent money and wrote… Oye everyone
I am father..!

Funny Jokes: A retired uncle in the grocery store