Three Sardar Door Locked
Reasons to get stuck in a car, first
do one thing, engine way
Let's go out, second – No Diggy
The way is more correct, the third – which
Have to do it quickly, it's going to rain
And there is also a roof on top of the car.
It's not…

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Santa :- Without getting the operation done
Why did you run away from the hospital? Banta :
The nurse kept telling me to be afraid.
Don't be afraid, nothing will happen..this
So it's just a small operation!
Santa: So who is afraid of this?
The thing is ? The nurse was right!
Banta:- Shit, it's not me, doctor.
I was telling you!!!

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Santa eat a bite of bread himself
was staying and saw a hen sitting nearby
Was feeding… Banta:- What are you doing?
Used to be ? Santa :- Roti with chicken
I am eating.

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A constable informed the police station officer from the spot.
Called… Sir, a woman here
Shot her husband.
Police Station: Why? Policeman: Because
Man climbs on mopped floor
Had gone. Police Station Officer: Arrested
To the woman? Policeman: No wipe now
No it is dry.

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Who forgives the most?
Asks in front..? Think..! Think..!
You are thinking that wife..! No..
In front of the beggar – Please forgive me baba…

Funny Jokes: A retired uncle in the grocery store