Santa- Five rupee note has torn
tape also costs 5 rupees
What should I do with Feviquick for Rs 5?
The problem is serious.

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He asked Santa standing nearby – Hey brother, which station is this?
Santa laughed, laughed more, laughed loudly, laughed loudly…
And controlling himself with great difficulty he said – “You fool, this is a railway station.”
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Chintu once boarded a double decker bus…
The conductor sent him up,
After some time Chintu came back running and
Said- Brother, will you get me killed? There is no driver above.

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Santa- Doctor sir, can you diagnose my disease?
Doctor: Yes, your eyes are very weak.
Santa- How did you come to know so soon?
Doctor: You didn't read on the board outside that I am an animal doctor.

Funny Jokes: Potty on a Sardar Road