A boy came running to the girl and said – I want to be friends with you…
Girl- So when did we have enmity brother?

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Raju to his friend- Do you know when a person is happiest?
Friend- When?
Raju- When the railway gate is closing and before that he should take out his car.
I swear it feels like winning a race in the Olympics.

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Santa reached court to get divorce from wife
Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Santa- Judge sir, my wife is from me
She peels garlic, cuts onions and washes utensils.
Judge: What is the problem in this? Heat the garlic a little, it will peel easily, keep it in the refrigerator before cutting the onion.
Keep it as it will not burn your eyes while cutting. Put them in a filled tub 10 minutes before washing the utensils and they will get cleaned easily.
Santa- Understood sir. please return my application
Judge: What do you understand? ,
Santa: That's it, your condition is worse than mine.

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Sonu went to give Physics exam, a question was asked in the paper…
Question- Which liquid becomes solid when heated?
Sonu's answer- Gram flour pakodas.

Funny Jokes: Your teacher is coming