Teacher: Tell me what is monkey called in Hindi?
Student-Monkey
Teacher: You said it after looking at the book, right?
Student- No, I saw you and said…!

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A woman asked Panditji for the solution to the prosperity of her home…
Pandit ji- Daughter, feed the first roti to the cow and the last roti to the dog…
Woman: Pandit ji, I do the same, I eat the first roti myself and feed the last roti to my husband.
Pandit unconscious.

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Wife- I am not feeling well
Husband: Oh, but I was thinking of going shopping with you.
Wife: Honey, I was just kidding.
Husband: I was also joking, I got up and cooked food…

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Husband: Do you know that music has so much power that it can heat water?
Wife: Yes of course, why not…
When my blood can boil after listening to your song, why not water?

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A husband expressed his heartfelt feelings to his wife.
Husband: I have got an advantage by marrying you.
Wife – What is the benefit?
Husband: I got punished for my sins in this life.

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