A beautiful girl said to the auto driver – Brother, how much will it cost to go to the airport?
Auto Driver- Rs 400
Girl- This is the airport
Auto Driver: Keep a scarf on your head, madam.
The beauty should not be spoiled during flight landing.

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Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Husband: Judge, my wife makes me peel garlic, chop onions and wash the utensils.
Judge: What is the problem in this?
Heat the garlic a little and peel it easily.
Keep the onion in the refrigerator before cutting, it will not burn your eyes while cutting.
Put the utensils in a filled tub 10 minutes before washing, they will be cleaned easily.
Husband – Understood sir. Please return my application…

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Wife gets angry – You don't take care of me at all
Husband: You are the only one who can make this house of mine a heaven.
Wife: Really darling…how?
Husband: Go to your parents' house.

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Pappu- Papa, madam beats me every day.
Papa- Don't be afraid son, you are a lion cub!
Pappu- Madam also says the same.
Papa- what?
Pappu- I don't know which animal's child he is, he doesn't study anything at all!

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Sonu worked as a tailor, he boarded the bus to go to the shop.
He got a call, he picked up the phone and said… you keep your hand cut, I will come and cut your throat.
Hearing this, the entire bus became empty.

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