Wife: Why do you always keep me angry?

Husband: How do I know, what should I do if you tell me!

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Wife: Why don't you ever date me?

Husband: Will you leave me alone and not go out?

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Pappu: Will you ever forgive me?

Friend: Yes, but there are some conditions.

Pappu: What are the conditions?

Friend: You can bring me lunch anytime!

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Pappu: Friend, do you find anything special in my face?

Friend: Yes, there is a different enthusiasm in your face!

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Pappu: My life has changed after marrying you.

Wife: Really? Pappu: Yes, now I think day and night what new thing should be done in the house!

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Doctor: Why don't you take medicines?

Pappu: Sir, I have heard that taking medicines spoils the body!

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Pappu: Mummy, everyone in school loves me very much.

Mom: Okay? Then you must be taking food items with you there too.

Pappu: No, mummy, everyone loves me very much, but I never give food to anyone!

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Pappu: If I had time, I would definitely give you a gift.

Friend: What happened then? Pappu: You know the value of time!

Funny Jokes: One night a thief entered a man's house