Teacher: Why didn't you come to school?
Student: Sir, could not come to school because I had to undergo treatment for 2-3 days.
Teacher: What was the treatment?
Student: Sir, leave treatment!

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Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: You never keep me happy.
Husband: It is okay if you say so, but after marrying you I have got only a loan!

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Pappu – Mom, I have made a big mistake.
Mom – What went wrong?
Pappu – I did not write anything in the books, mummy!
Mom – So what happened?
Pappu – What should I teach myself now?

Funny Jokes: What happens if you eat this chocolate?