Monu: What is the difference between love and loan?
Sonu: A person gets lost in love and the house in loan.

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Wife: If I die, will you marry again?
Husband: No.
Wife: Why?
Husband: One mistake from you is enough.

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Pappu: Man, I don't feel like bringing my wife.
Golu: Then what will you do for the feast?
Pappu: I will call my wife and tell her that I am not at home!

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Pappu: Why is the tea cold?
Tea seller: Because it is winter season.

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Golu: Man, have you ever been in love?
Pappu: Yes, but the girl did not know.

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teacher: Good children go to sleep early at night.
Pappu: That's why we are bad children!

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Pappu: Why do you want a job?
Golu: So that after getting scolded by my wife, I can get scolded by my boss.

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Wife: What do you like best about me?
Husband: When you stop speaking.

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