teacher: Children, what will happen if the sun disappears from the earth?

pappu: Sir, then we all will have to become sunflowers in search of the sun!

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Wife: Why don't you ever say anything romantic to me?

Husband: You are my life, my heartbeat, my happiness.

Wife: Oh, so cute!

Husband: Yes, but you are also the reason for my anger!

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pappu: Papa, I gave my first lecture.

Father: Wow, what did you teach?

pappu: Dad, I taught him how to use the TV remote!

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pappu: Doctor sir, I often have headaches.

Doctor: Do you sleep comfortably?

pappu: Yes, but my wife keeps fighting with me while sleeping!

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pappu: One day my wife said to me, “My mother is better than you.”

Husband: and then what happened?

pappu: Then I said, “So why didn't you become my mother?”

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Golu: Man, my brain has shut down.

pappu: Why?” “What happened?

Golu: Nothing, I was wondering whether to turn off the fan or the TV!

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teacher: Pappu, why didn't you bring books?

pappu: Sir, I thought that books would come with me and to read me.

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