Pappu: Doctor sir, I am very worried.
Doctor: Why?
Pappu: I think I suffer from amnesia.
Doctor: since when?
Pappu: Since when?

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teacher: Why didn't you come to school?
Child: Sir, there were too many disturbances on the way to school, so I came back.
teacher: What's wrong?
Child: Sir, buses were not available!

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Bablu: Man, why do you always fight with me?
Pappu: Because I love you!
Bablu: What?
Pappu: Yes, you don't understand! The more I fight with you, the more I love you!

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Wife: Why don't you ever bring me a bouquet of flowers?
Husband: Because the things you bring me every day are already expensive! (loaves)

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Golu: Why are you checking my car's engine?
Pappu: Because I was checking to see if you were sleeping in the car!

Funny Jokes: Tell me, what is the difference between soul and body?