Chintu: I have scary dreams.
Pintu: What dreams?
Chintu: I see in my dreams that I am getting married.

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Chintu: Let's have a party.
Pintu: Why?
Chintu: Today for the first time I started the engine of the car without pushing it.

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Pintu: Man, why do these signal lights change so frequently?
Chintu: So that you don't stand on the road your whole life.

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Chintu: Why are you not going to school?
Pintu: Master had said that even a donkey can read, but I am not interested in animals.

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Pintu: Man, I slapped the mosquito.
Chintu: Then?
Pintu: He said, “There is love in your slap.”

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