If your man works in these fields, he probably isn’t playing the field.
Positions matter in intimate relationships — paid positions, that is.
And according to a veteran divorce attorney, gents who work in three specific industries have the lowest propensities to commit infidelity.
“If you’re in a relationship with one of these type of men, you’re safe,” Kate Simonds, an Arizona-based lawyer, announced to an online audience of over 1.5 million TikTok viewers.
She went on to name accountants, pharmacists and farmers as the most faithful fellas in the workforce.
But Simonds list of loyal lovers is a far cry from her top five lineup of chronic cheaters — a roster she previously shared on Instagram, which included pilots, flight attendants, military men, bartenders and firefighters.
Unfortunately, however, the playboy bug isn’t limited to philanderers of those hot-and-heavy professions.
Research has found that sly salesmen, as well as down-and-dirty dudes in education and hedonists in healthcare are all notorious two-timers.
“A place where everyone presents their best selves, take lunches together as well as regular coffee breaks, the workplace undeniably serves as a fertile ground for affairs to blossom,” Laura O’Brien, author of the recent study, which surveyed more than 3,800 9-to-5ers, told The Post.
“In addition to physical affairs,” said O’Brien, “emotional affairs are prevalent according to the survey, suggesting that people are drawn to colleagues who understand the intensity and challenges of their job.”
But Simonds says partners of number-crunchers, pill-pushers and ranchers can breathe easy — warning, however, that her estimation of these men is merely a sweeping generalization rather than a perfect “science.”
“I think you’re pretty safe with an accountant,” said the legal guru, ranking CPAs as the third most trustworthy mates. “I see a pretty common personality type. You should be pretty good with no cheating with an accountant.”
“No. 2,” said Simonds, “pharmacists.”
“There’s no cheating in pharmacy — even the lovely Walgreens pharmacy,” she added.
And, of course, the top spot belongs to Old MacDonald and his cohorts.
“If you are married to or in a relationship with a farmer,” Simonds said, “I predict no cheating will occur.”
Ee-i-Ee-i-O.
