Golu: Papa, my teacher is very good!
Father: Why son?
Golu: Because they have said that I will become a very big man one day!

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Wife: Listen, if I die, will you marry another?
Husband: Oh no!
Wife: Why?
Husband: Do not make a mistake twice!

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teacher: What will you do if your friend has an accident?
Pappu: First of all, I will check his pocket whether he was my friend or not!

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teacher: Do you know the fruit of hard work is sweet?
Pappu: Yes, but I am on dieting!

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Wife: Listen, the hair is white, should I get the color done?
Husband: If black color enters the mind, you will become black itself!

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