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Golu: Man, I have heard that a person changes after marriage!
Mohan: Yes, earlier people used to say “Eat, have fun”… and now they say “Earn the cost!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher: Children, focus on studies, books are your best friends!
Golu: But sir, when needed, then these friends also do not help openly!

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Santa: Man, my wife loves me very much!
Banta: How to know?
Santa: Whenever I start shopping online, she says with love – “Let it be, you need more!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: I am going to the maiden, to say something?
Husband: Yes, don't come soon from there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Golu: Papa, what will I grow up?
Papa: He who works hard will become a big man!
Golu: So Papa, why didn't you work hard? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher: Who is the most powerful person?
Golu: Married man!
Teacher: How?
Golu: Because he also bear his wife's anger! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Doctor: Why is there so much weakness?
Golu: Doctor sir, I will eat my wife scolding as soon as I wake up in the morning, after that I do not feel like eating anything! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Santa: Man, who cries the most in marriage?
Banta: Boy's friend!
Santa: Why?
Banta: Because another man left “free life”!

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Boss: Why did you come to the office so late?
Golu: Sir, it was written on the way – “Let's go slowly, there is a turn of life ahead!”
Boss: Now you have to run to move forward in life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher: Why are you making so many mistakes?
Golu: Sir, man learns from mistakes!
Teacher: And why so much?
Golu: Because I want to learn early! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny jokes: I will marry like King Maharajas!

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