Golu: what is this Thing Called Love?
Mohan: When your wife tells you – “Honey, leave the mobile and talk to me!”

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Sunday: How did you get married?
Pappu: Brother, Discount is also available on rejected goods!

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Santa (crying): Doctor, wife bothers very much!
Doctor: Tell me any medicine?
Santa: Yes, such that Sleeps her sweet sleep!

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Wife: You loved very much before marriage!
Husband: Yes but I was not married then!

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Wife: Why does man's weight gain after marriage?
Husband: Because There is no other option but to eat sorrow!

Funny jokes: Why don't you meditate in class