Teacher – Which is the most scary dream?
Baby – When mother says, “Wait, let me talk to your father!”

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Golu – What is the most expensive man after marriage?
Pappu – his peace!

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Wife – What do you keep watching in mobile throughout the day?
Husband – what used to think before marriage!

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Santa – What does the most changes come after marriage?
Banta – In the voice of man! Earlier, who used to roar like a lion, now he does meo!

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Wife – How much do you love me?
Husband – As much as mobile battery is 1%, I do with charger!

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Golu – What is the similarity between a married man and WhatsApp group?
Pappu – Both live in muted mode!

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Girl – How beautiful I am?
Boy – as much as my mother's choice can be!

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Santa – How does man's life become after marriage?
Banta – Like government job – keep working hard, you will not get promotion!

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Child – Mom, why do people go to office?
Mummy – so that they can live in peace, because there is no peace in the house!

Funny jokes: Papa, can I take a car like you?