Teacher: Tell me what will happen if the sun disappears from the earth?
Student: Sir will be discharged!

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Doctor: Why don't you take medicine daily?
Patient: Because it is written – “after eating” and I eat only twice a day!

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Boy: Why should I get married?
Friend: so that you can understand the real meaning of 'Why you are smiling so much'!

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Teacher: Tell me, what is the fastest?
Student: News of holiday!

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Boss: Why did you come to office late?
Employees: Sir, alarm and sleep in the battle of sleep won