Mother-in-law- I am confident, you will handle the kitchen
Daughter -in -law went to the kitchen and a loud sound of some breakdown came
Mother-in-law- What did the daughter-in-law break?
Bahu- Your trust….

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A girl came to the lift with expensive perfume
And looking at Pintu, she said- Cobra perfume, 6000 rupees
Another girl also came up with expensive perfume and
She also said looking at Pintu- Brute perfume 7000 rupees
Suddenly the lift stopped
Both girls grabbed their nose and started staring at Pintu
Pintu smiled and said- Radish parantha 15 rupees… ..

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The souls of two men were talking among themselves after death
First soul- suicide is of two types
Second soul- how is that?
First soul- first sharp and easy, pour rope around the neck and hang from the fan
Second slow and painful, put a garland in the neck and keep hanging throughout your life ……

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Unhappy when failed in fifth class five times
Pappu said to Gappu- today I am going to commit suicide
Gappu said after listening to him
The brother -in -law has gone mad, in the next life, you will have to study again from the first class….

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Mother-daughter where are you going with so much lipstick?
Daughter- Mother I’m going to college
Mother- Do you like a boy?
Daughter happy- yes mother I like a boy very much
Mother- So tell him the day that your marriage has been decided by Verma’s son….

Funny jokes: a tremendous fight between husband and wife