Funny Jokes in Hindi: Same life every day is making me feel bored. What do people do to get rid of this? Even after this the problem does not seem to be decreasing. But, some funny jokes can reduce your problems. By reading these you can forget stress for a moment. According to experts, laughing and joking creates a positive atmosphere in life. These funny jokes will work as therapy for your mind. That’s why we have brought Hansgullas to make you laugh. You will burst out laughing after reading these viral jokes. So let’s go on the journey of laughing and making others laugh…
First friend: Brother, people say that love is blind, but I have seen the true form of the world only after marriage!
Second friend: How is that?
1st friend: So now whenever I speak, my wife immediately ‘opens my eyes’!
Teacher: Pappu, if you have 10 rupees in your pocket and Papa gives you 10 more rupees, then how much money will you have in total?
Pappu: Sir, only Rs 10 will remain!
Teacher: Hey silly me, 10 plus 10 is 20!
Pappu: Sir, you don’t know my father, he will already deduct the school fees!
Wife: (angry) If my mother and I are drowning together in the river, who will you save?
Husband: (without thinking) Hey crazy girl, what is there to ask about this… There is so much water in the river, both of them will swim easily!
Doctor: You should run at least two kilometers every morning, only then your weight will reduce.
Patient: Doctor Saheb, if you have to run two kilometers every day, then will there be any need to lose weight?
Interviewer: What is your greatest quality?
Candidate: Sir, I am very honest. If someone accidentally gives me ₹500 instead of ₹100, I immediately return it!
Interviewer: Wow! very nice. And if no one gives?
Candidate: Then I come home quietly, the sin of dishonesty does not burden me!
Santa: (To hotel waiter) Brother, what is the fly doing in this soup?
Waiter: Sir, looks like she might be learning how to swim!
Santa: Swimming is fine, but it has completely spoiled my soup worth ₹ 200, now who will pay the compensation?
Sonu: Man, tomorrow is the history paper and I can’t remember anything!
Monu: No problem, don’t take tension.
Sonu: How are you so calm?
Monu: Because I have canceled going to give the paper!
Mummy: Chintu, why are you walking on the terrace late at night?
Chintu: Mom, I am counting the stars!
Mummy: You will get sick in this cold, count in the morning!
Chintu: Hey mom, all the stars disappear in the morning, then whom will I count?
Teacher: Pappu, tell the Hindi translation of ‘Slow and steady wins the race’.
Pappu: Sir, ‘The one who runs slowly and quietly will win the race!’
Teacher: (quietly) Son, don’t come to English class from today onwards!
First Neighbor: Gupta ji, why are you so afraid of your wife?
Gupta ji: Who is afraid brother? I just want to maintain peace at home.
First Neighbor: Okay! Then why are you talking hiding under the bed?
Gupta ji: Because this is the only way left to maintain peace!
