What a “jerk.”

A German reality TV star who dated the world’s most famous sperm donor Kyle Gordy has called the relationship a “nightmare,” citing his rudeness and refusal to stop knocking up other women.

“He’s a good guy, but he lacks relationship experience,” Annika Phillips, 39, said of her failed fling with the human baby batter factory, whom she reportedly met on the reality series “90 Day Fiancé.”

Los Angeles native Gordy, 32, is best known for being the biological father to 80 children and counting around the world through both remote and in-person insemination.

He provides his services for free with the goal of helping struggling families conceive, and encourages interested women to contact him on Instagram.

Despite knocking up dozens of women, the long-distance procreator paradoxically didn’t have much luck with the ladies until he met Phillips on the aforementioned reality show, which explored their relationship from start to finish.

Phillips, who works in programming had reached out to the walking sperm bank on Instagram in early 2023 seeking his services.

She said she noticed a “spark” between them and soon, the budding lovebirds were talking “for hours at night before bed.”

“It really helped me unwind from a stressful day and was something I looked forward to,” gushed Phillips, who, after several months of digital dating, decided she wanted to meet in the flesh.

Initially, the pair planned to meet in Rome, but the heartsick gal said she got “cold feet and flaked.”

Despite this botched rendezvous, her feelings for Gordy only grew stronger, and the couple finally met in person in Malta, filming their first official date for the show.

Cracks started to form after Phillips realized that she was not the only woman in his life. “I thought we were in a committed relationship when I first met him in person,” Phillips recalled. “But then he told me that as recently as the week before, he had performed an in-person insemination.”

The “disgusted and hurt” reality contestant added, “My feelings were crushed and I couldn’t believe he had essentially lied to me.”

Whereas many people use work as a cover for cheating, sleeping around was Gordy’s vocation.

If that wasn’t offputting enough, Gordy didn’t seem to realize “basic courtesies, like opening doors or pulling out chairs for me” and Phillips was uncomfortable with “how he treated people.”

“During a photoshoot by the seaside, he walked ahead and didn’t seem aware of anyone around him, even on rough paths,” she said. “When the catering service arrived, he didn’t thank anyone.”

“He doesn’t seem to have any manners,” added Phillips, who noted that her paramour would often show up in “sloppy and gross clothing” and adjust his balls “in public.”

Gordy who calls himself the CEO of sperm donating on Facebook and owns the website Be Pregnant Now, even had a “point system” where he would judge his other half on her behavior.

He would withhold kisses if she didn’t get “enough points.”

However, after eight months of being engaged, the pair broke it off because Gordy said he wouldn’t “consider stopping sperm donations to other women.”

“He wanted to still help people conceive, either artificially or naturally, and that made it really difficult for us to move forward,” she said. “It was a bit tough for me, because I often worried about being judged and we had quite a few arguments about his donating.”

She knew “deep down he couldn’t give it up,” calling their relationship a “nightmare from start to finish.” In other words, he donated his sperm, but not his heart.

While the romance didn’t work out, Gordy claimed that “my experience with Annika was definitely one I will remember.”

The serial seed spreader, who has 15 children on the way, said that he is confident that “love will happen” despite the setback — and even said he’d be willing to dial back the donations to achieve his dream.

Interestingly, Gordy took a hiatus from sperm donation late last year, before picking it up again in January 2024 for only a “select few” women.

However, this goodwill gesture reportedly rendered sex “non-existent,” per Gordy, who said that masturbation had become a “chore.”