Wife: Last year, on the occasion of Diwali, you gifted an iron folding cot. What will you give as a gift on Diwali this year?
Husband – Said in my mind (Electric current in the folding cot)

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Disciple: Baba, there is itching in my right hand.
Baba – Vatsa, Lakshmi is about to come.
Disciple: There is itching in the right foot also.
Baba – Yatra Yoga is taking place
Disciple: There is itching on the stomach also.
Baba – You will get good food
Disciple: There is itching on the neck also.
Baba: Go away, you are suffering from itching.

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Doctor to patient- What reward will you give me if you get cured by my medicine?
Patient: Sir, I am a very poor man, I dig graves…
I will dig it for you for free.

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Wife: Are you listening? What is my value to you?
Husband- Darling, you are worth crores…
Wife: Then give me Rs 50,000 out of those crores.
Wanted to visit Singapore with my friends, why was my husband unconscious?

Funny Jokes: Meaning of this couplet of Iqbal