A man became famous because of lying.
One day he went to another city.

If an eighty year old woman came to know
She came scared and said –
Son, you are the most liar person in the world, aren't you?

The man said – ignore people's words…
I was surprised to see you that
At this age, this beauty, this color and this charm…

Old woman (blushing) – Oh! People are so cruel!
Even a good and honest person is called a liar.

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Judge – When you knew that the car
Minister's wife is driving…
So I should have stayed a little away from the road…

Man – Which road sir?
I was smoking beedi in the field…

Judge – Arrest him for the crime of smoking.

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Laptop, cable, charger, mouse from the bag after going to office
If you take it out, I swear you get a drunken feeling…

Come on guys, start your game…

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Boy – Dad, I want to get married.

Dad – First say sorry.

Boy – Why?

Dad – Say sorry.

Boy – But why? What have I done?

Dad – You say sorry first.

Boy – But… what is my mistake?

Dad – You say sorry first.

Boy – But why?

Dad – You say sorry first.

Boy – Please… at least tell the reason.

Dad – You say sorry first.

Boy – Okay dad, I'm sorry.

Dad – Now you are all set. Your training is over.
When you learn to say sorry without any reason
If you go, you can get married.

Funny Jokes: Sir my wife for 2-5 days