A friend has a BMW car and
TATA NANO near another

Once at night the friend with NANO had a BMW.
calls a friend and says
That friend, my car has run out of petrol.
you come and tie my car to your car
Please take me to the petrol pump…

The friend with the BMW comes and buys the NANO car.
Ties him up and says, “If you think I am going fast.”
If I am, then give me the dipper from behind, so that I can slow down.”

While moving, after some time from the side of the BMW
The Audi is faster and the BMW is faster.
Gets irritated and forgets that he
Tying up and walking…

Then what was there… in both BMW and Audi
A great race takes place…

Speed ​​goes 200+ and both police
Break the barricades and leave…

So the police constable calls his officer
Does and gives information about the incident…

The officer asks – which car is which?
The policeman says, “Sir, race the vehicles.
There are BMW and Audi…

But leave that aside sir, I am surprised by the fact that the race
BMW and Audi are getting it, but one with Nano
Dipper on for overtaking both from behind
Dipper is getting killed…

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The teacher wrote on the black board
36x + xy – 2/3yx + 3 – (66y +12x)b = 0

And said to a child, “Solve the problem”

The child picked up the duster and cleaned the entire black board.
And said, “Problem solved”

The answers to some problems are like this.
We keep trying to solve them in vain.

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A man was sitting in the toilet when suddenly
He heard a voice from the adjacent toilet –
“How are you..?”

The man said nervously – “I am fine.”

Then a voice came – “What are you doing…?”

Man – “I am sitting for important work…”

Then a voice came – “Should I come..?”

The man became more nervous and said – “No no, I am fine alone…”

Then the voice came – “Hey friend, I will call you later.”

Some bastard is answering everything I say from the adjacent toilet…

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Police caught two trainee judges for rash driving…

Since both of them were judges, when their case
When he reached the court, the senior judge ordered that
They should listen to each other themselves…

Hearing started…..

The first judge sat in the judge's chair and
The second one stood in the dock, the second judge remained silent
Confessed his crime to…

The judge sitting on the judge's chair attacked another judge
Imposed a fine of Rs 100 and again
Warned not to act…

Now it was the turn of the second judge…

The second judge sat on the judge's chair and
The first judge stood in the dock, he also remained silent
Admitted his crime…

The judge sitting on the judge's chair gave 10 thousand rupees
fine and not to drive for one month
Sentenced…

On hearing this, the judge standing in the dock boiled with anger –
“What is all of this about ? I just gave you 100 rupees
fined and released without any punishment and
You fine me 10 thousand rupees and the car
Are you also imposing a ban on driving?

The judge sitting on the judge's chair said calmly –
“I'm sorry my friend, but in this court
This is the second case of speeding during the day.
And this situation is really worrying… this kind of
To ensure that such incidents do not happen again,
Someone will have to take strict action, right?

Funny Jokes: I am punished for my crimes